[Space Chick]

Do your worst my forum friends

 

[PetloverJo]

Come on, turn it on, I'm waiting!!!

 

[Jenny1966]

What does it take to get a bit of privacy round here??

 

[MontyMaude]

"What do you mean that this isn't a phone box, blast it, I was going to order a pizza"

 

[Gertrude]

What d'ya mean there's no shower gel left?
This place is seriously going down hill!!!

 

[JordanRose]

Yes, I killed it. So what?

Wait. What do you mean it's not a giant silver mouse?

 

[oliviarussian]

What's wrong with my singing.... I'm practising for next years X Factor auditions

 

[nicolaa123]

Take two bottles in the shower not me I just wash and go!

 

[MoggyBaby]

"Forget your Sonic Screwdriver missus, I'VE got a Sonic Showerhead!!! Now step back from my TARDIS, I'm heading off to the Planet of the Dreamies!!!!"

.

 

[zippie161]

"A camera aye?!.. Just you wait till your'e in here next" :devil:

 

[loubyfrog]

"Come on slave......i allowed you in to scrub my back NOT to take photos...jeez"

 

[Aurelie]

Do your worst my forum friends

Aah there you are, good. I can't find my conditioner could you fetch it please? And I used the last of the loo roll too, it was delicious. Oh and TOWELS! I NEED WARM TOWELS! ARE YOU STILL LISTENING!....

 

[A R 3]

dude where's the soap?
do you always keep it THAT high up
I can't reach!

 

[Oscars mam]

Silly human you forgot my shower cap!

 

[catgeoffrey]

Not quite the usual standard of shampoo, but I suppose it will have to do!

 

[lymorelynn]

Do you mind? Do I come and stare at you while you're in here? ... Oh, wait .. Yes I do.

 

[Merenwenrago]

What ya looking at? I love this new high tech litter box, it even comes with a hose to clean it.

 

[Space Chick]

I am loving these so far

Wanting to keep Caption Competition momentum going, I shall choose a winner tonight

 

[rcmadd]

your going to do WHAT to me?...:sneaky2:

 

[Guest]

"They said shower with a FRIEND, not a clumsy, oafish human. Go and get something young and sexy from Rescue. GO ON!!!! I'm waiting, you big thicko, and bring us back a fish in oil. Go on!!! I've seen you go faster than that!"