ffs. Bruce has just split my lip and cut my chin!! I was stepping over the dog gate in my flip flops and nosey Bruce was following so close that he stood on my flip flop as I was walking and pinned it to the ground, but of course I couldn't feel it so carried on walking. I couldn't step forward, got my other foot stuck in the dog gate and fell headlong onto the kitchen worktop It stings like a stingy thing on a stingy day and I look like I've been ten rounds with Tyson Still, it's not as bad as the day Selma head butted me and knocked half my tooth out Am I the only one that gets assaulted by their dogs?!?!