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With apologies to all blondes..:D

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her
mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have
any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did.

He then said, "Now get on your knees."

She did.

He then undid his zipper and said "Hold this"

She did

The man closed his eyes and whispered..

"Well .... Go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought it closer to her face...and said..

"Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"
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