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Better than a flu shot!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by crazycrest, Jul 30, 2009.


  1. crazycrest

    crazycrest PetForums VIP

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    Better than a Flu
    Shot!



    Miss Beatrice,

    the church organist,

    was in her eighties

    and had never been married.





    She was
    admired for her sweetness

    and kindness to all.





    One afternoon the pastor

    came to call on her and she showed him
    into her quaint sitting room.





    She invited him to have a seat while
    she prepared tea...





    As he sat facing her old Hammond
    organ,

    the young minister

    noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.





    The bowl was filled

    with water, and in the
    water
    Floated, of all things, a
    condom!





    When she returned

    with tea and
    scones,

    they began to chat.





    The pastor tried to stifle his
    curiosity

    about the bowl of water and its
    strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
    resist.





    'Miss Beatrice', he said,

    'I wonder if you would tell me about
    this?'

    pointing to the bowl.





    'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
    wonderful?





    I was walking through

    the Park a few months ago

    and I found this little package on the
    ground.





    The directions said

    to place it on the organ,

    keep it wet and that it would prevent
    the spread of disease...





    Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'
     
  2. Cassies-mum

    Cassies-mum PetForums VIP

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    lol - i laughed ;)
     
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  3. LouJ69

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    Ha, ha - made me laugh anyway!!!
     
  4. Fleur

    Fleur Vassal to Lilly and Ludo

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    Very Good :D:D:D:D
     
  5. ninja

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    pmsl very good, xxx
     
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