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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by metame, Oct 10, 2013.


  1. metame

    metame PetForums VIP

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    knock knock
    who's there?
    cash
    cash who?
    no thanks, I'd rather have a peanut!

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    why did the boy study in the aeroplane?
    he wanted a higher education
     
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    A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Medicine Bow, Wyoming.

    He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young Cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

    The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, you go ahead."

    Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.

    The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
     
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    A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.

    "Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
     
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    Did you hear the joke about the germ?
    Never mind. I don't want to spread it around
     
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    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    My only joke..

    What do you call a sheep with no legs..


















































































    ..a cloud :D:D:D:D
     
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    AHAHAH! The peanut one!

    :lol: :lol: Thanks for the giggles before bed!!
     
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    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


    (my kids subject me to the fox !!! and I say it barks!!!BARKS! but they stillgo onononon!)









    (and what about your jokes?huh?
     
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    my jokes were stolen from another forum :eek:
     
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    What do you call a rabbit with a bent k*ob?

    Fu*ks Funny
     
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    :scared: :nono: :lol:

    What're you at, lowering the tone! :laugh:
     
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    Why did the Bakers hands smell?

    Because he kneaded a poo!!
     
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    that's terrible! :laugh:
     
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    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Bigish
    Bigish Who?
    Not today thanks!
     
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    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    I just told that joke to my OH and he delivered the punchline. I feel quite ashamed of him. :laugh:
     
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    Just shows its a great joke! :thumbup:
     
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    I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs
     
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