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Atomic joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by alan g a, Apr 25, 2011.


  1. alan g a

    alan g a Hello ev'ry body peeps. Stavross 'ere init.

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    2 atoms drifting through space.
    1st atom: "I think I've lost an electron."
    2nd atom:"Are you sure?"
    1st atom: "I'm absolutely positive."
     
  2. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    How about a rhyme?


    Ring around a neutron
    A pocket full of protons
    A fission a fusion
    We all fall down.
    :blink:

    NOT!
     
  3. classixuk

    classixuk PetForums VIP

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    Just thought I'd reply to say I really liked that joke.

    :D
     
  4. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    Question;

    If you angle in a river contaminated by high levels of radiation are you nuclear fission?
    :confused:
     
  5. Fleur

    Fleur Vassal to Lilly and Ludo

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I told this to my son - he said it was my worst joke yet :p
     
  6. lymorelynn

    lymorelynn UN Peacekeeper in training
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    That sounds like my son's sort of joke :rolleyes:
    One of his:
    There are 11 types of people that understand binary - those who and those who don't.
    Apologies to anyone that doesn't understand it :eek: I have an 18 year old nerd :p
     
  7. Tanya1989

    Tanya1989 PetForums VIP

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    Shouldn't that be 10?
     
  8. alan g a

    alan g a Hello ev'ry body peeps. Stavross 'ere init.

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    Not that it really matters but 11 in binary is 3 in decimal. ( 1 + 2 ). 2 in binary is 01. I'm guess your son can explain it to you.
     
  9. owieprone

    owieprone PetForums VIP

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    that is terrible! made me laugh.
     
  10. metame

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    2 in binary is 10 not 01 isnt it?
     
  11. alan g a

    alan g a Hello ev'ry body peeps. Stavross 'ere init.

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    yes it is. Silly me. I've corrected it though. If you want it really acurate though in 8 bit binary it is 00000010
     
  12. Tanya1989

    Tanya1989 PetForums VIP

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    A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
     
  13. lymorelynn

    lymorelynn UN Peacekeeper in training
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    perhaps that was the way my son told me it and I got it wrong :eek: cos I don't understand it all :D :p
     
  14. Tanya1989

    Tanya1989 PetForums VIP

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    Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
    A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
     
  15. Poppy2011

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    Thats brilliant :)
     
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