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So Im with the wife, with 3 dogs, and as we pass the church (walkies) the clock strikes
BONG........BONG
Wife says to me "is it 2 o'clock?
i said BONG BONG BONG would be 3pm, and BONG was 1pm....
THEN she accused me of sarcasm!
BONG........BONG
Wife says to me "is it 2 o'clock?
i said BONG BONG BONG would be 3pm, and BONG was 1pm....
THEN she accused me of sarcasm!
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What on EARTH makes you possibly think that any man on here could 'make my day'???????Any questions you would like to ask a man? Well here`s your opportunity! Ask away and let the men on here make your day! Who wants to be first?
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Why do men watch endless repeats of Top Gear on Dave
Why can they spend 4 hours cleaning a car but not 2 seconds to wipe up toast crumbs
Why can they spend 4 hours cleaning a car but not 2 seconds to wipe up toast crumbs
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Practice..........
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1. Cos even a repeat is better than talking to the wife1. Why do men watch endless repeats of Top Gear on Dave
2.Why can they spend 4 hours cleaning a car but not 2 seconds to wipe up toast crumbs
2. Cos even cleaning the car is better than talking to the wife
besides, he spends more time inside the car than the kitchen
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How can I get my bathroom fitter to show me his tools?Any questions you would like to ask a man? Well here`s your opportunity! Ask away and let the men on here make your day! Who wants to be first?
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Unzip his tool bag:tongue_smilie:How can I get my bathroom fitter to show me his tools?
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I am that tempted sue.....lolUnzip his tool bag:tongue_smilie:
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Just rolll with it dude, so long as she`s cooking, cleaning etc, you can put up with limited understanding!
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Well all the others were more than satisfied! I think that`s good reason, don`t you? Anyway I never said I could make your DAY! lolWhat on EARTH makes you possibly think that any man on here could 'make my day'???????
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You need to catch him in action, on the job!How can I get my bathroom fitter to show me his tools?
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Why on earth would a woman want to ask a bloke anything? We all know women are always right, so it doesn't matter what your answer will be, it's pretty much irrelvant
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would you know how to handle his tools tho?How can I get my bathroom fitter to show me his tools?
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they aint always right but they are never wrongWhy on earth would a woman want to ask a bloke anything? We all know women are always right, so it doesn't matter what your answer will be, it's pretty much irrelvant
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This is going to take practice and I suggest you take over the washing and ironing in future. Your man is probably too busy at work to do domestic stuff too!! PS try Febreeze!
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If I am ever mistaken in something I'm the first to admit it, which then makes me right again
Now if this were a game with the title being the start of a sentence, I'd have to say 'Ask a man, but if you really want it doing ask a woman or do it yourself'
No, I think it's just something he was born good at, apparently that happens a lot with men. I couldn't possibly do it better than he can. He works at home, so he's got plenty of time to keep the place nice for me and get my dinner on the table.
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