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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sussexplumber, Nov 1, 2012.


  1. Sussexplumber

    Sussexplumber Banned

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    Any questions you would like to ask a man? Well here`s your opportunity! Ask away and let the men on here make your day! Who wants to be first? :D
     
  2. Colliebarmy

    Colliebarmy PetForums VIP

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    So Im with the wife, with 3 dogs, and as we pass the church (walkies) the clock strikes

    BONG........BONG

    Wife says to me "is it 2 o'clock?

    i said BONG BONG BONG would be 3pm, and BONG was 1pm....

    THEN she accused me of sarcasm!
     
  3. MoggyBaby

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    What on EARTH makes you possibly think that any man on here could 'make my day'??????? :rolleyes:
     
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  4. myshkin

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    I have a question. OH isn't here today, and he always does the washing. How do I get the clothes smelling blossomy fresh and crease-free like he does?
     
  5. DoodlesRule

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    Why do men watch endless repeats of Top Gear on Dave :confused:

    Why can they spend 4 hours cleaning a car but not 2 seconds to wipe up toast crumbs
     
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  6. Colliebarmy

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    Practice..........
     
  7. Colliebarmy

    Colliebarmy PetForums VIP

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    1. Cos even a repeat is better than talking to the wife

    2. Cos even cleaning the car is better than talking to the wife

    besides, he spends more time inside the car than the kitchen
     
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    How can I get my bathroom fitter to show me his tools? :eek:
     
  9. suewhite

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    Unzip his tool bag:tongue_smilie::eek:
     
  10. Lavenderb

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    I am that tempted sue.....lol
     
  11. Jenny1966

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    :rolleyes: Typical man ...... you ask him a question, and he switches off!!


    :D
     
  12. Sussexplumber

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    Just rolll with it dude, so long as she`s cooking, cleaning etc, you can put up with limited understanding! ;)
     
  13. Sussexplumber

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    Well all the others were more than satisfied! I think that`s good reason, don`t you? Anyway I never said I could make your DAY! lol
     
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    Sussexplumber Banned

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    You need to catch him in action, on the job!
     
  15. Sleeping_Lion

    Sleeping_Lion Banned

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    Why on earth would a woman want to ask a bloke anything? We all know women are always right, so it doesn't matter what your answer will be, it's pretty much irrelvant :p
     
  16. Colliebarmy

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    would you know how to handle his tools tho?
     
  17. Colliebarmy

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    they aint always right but they are never wrong
     
  18. Sussexplumber

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    This is going to take practice and I suggest you take over the washing and ironing in future. Your man is probably too busy at work to do domestic stuff too!! PS try Febreeze!
     
  19. Sleeping_Lion

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    If I am ever mistaken in something I'm the first to admit it, which then makes me right again ;)

    Now if this were a game with the title being the start of a sentence, I'd have to say 'Ask a man, but if you really want it doing ask a woman or do it yourself' :p
     
  20. myshkin

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    No, I think it's just something he was born good at, apparently that happens a lot with men. I couldn't possibly do it better than he can. He works at home, so he's got plenty of time to keep the place nice for me and get my dinner on the table.
     
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