Welcome to PetForums

Join thousands of other pet owners and pet lovers on the UK's most popular and friendly pet community and discussion forum.

Sign Up

Are These the Facts of Life?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bandy, Mar 31, 2011.


  1. Bandy

    Bandy Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2010
    Messages:
    2,937
    Likes Received:
    91
    Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
    There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
    .
    There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
    .
    Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
    .
    Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia -- then start worrying)
    .
    Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
    .
    Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
    .
    A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work..
    .
    A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
    .
    Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
    .
    The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
    .
    There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
    .
    If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.
    .
    A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:
    1 -- Women, 2 -- Fractions
     
  2. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2009
    Messages:
    22,188
    Likes Received:
    22,005
    Bandy, in your signature you claim that the secret of love is a gift and that it can be made to grow only by giving it away.

    Well, allow me to let you into a little secret of my own.

    I've tried giving it away but no one was interested. I've tried selling it but folks always wanted a refund, and I've tried forcing it on people which only provoked interest from the Police
    :eek:
     
    Waterlily likes this.
  3. Bandy

    Bandy Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2010
    Messages:
    2,937
    Likes Received:
    91
    Shame, isn't it?
    Having something that you just can't seem to even give away?:blink:
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice