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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
    screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper
    is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit,
    and why he got the job in the first place, since it was
    assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to
    hear anything incriminating.

    When the Godfather goes to discuss with the
    bookkeeper his missing $10 million bucks, he brings
    his attorney, who knows sign language.

    The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where is the 10
    million bucks you stole from me?"

    The attorney, using sign language, asks the
    bookkeeper where is the 10 million dollars.

    The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you
    are talking about."

    The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he
    doesn't know what you're talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol,
    puts it to bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says,
    "Ask him again!"

    The attorney signs to the CPA, "He'll kill you for
    sure if you don't tell him!"

    The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money
    is in a large brown suitcase, buried behind the shed in my
    cousin Enzio's backyard."

    The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"

    The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts
    to pull the trigger!”
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