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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ninja, Aug 3, 2009.


  1. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

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    A couple went to a doctor because the man was feeling down, tired all the time. The doctor said I will give a shot of vitamins, a prescription for some pep pills from the drugstore, and an empty jar for checking your sperm count - bring it back in next week so I can check it.
    When the guy came back to the doctor, the doctor said "Why, this jar is empty, I told you I needed to do a sperm count."
    The guy said, "I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, my wife tried with her left hand and she also tried with her right hand, she even tried with her teeth.


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    We could not get that jar open!"
     
  2. Inca's Mum

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    LMAO! :001_tt2: :001_tt2: :001_tt2:
     
  3. noushka05

    noushka05 Unicorn denier. Snowflake. Activist ;)

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh: another good 1 Ninj !!:p
     
  4. dipdog

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    :D:D lol.....................
     
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  6. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

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    thank you :D,

    am having to be careful what with it being a family site :eek:hmy:
     
  7. noushka05

    noushka05 Unicorn denier. Snowflake. Activist ;)

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    to be honest i was a bit worried when i started reading this one!!:eek6: :D
     
  8. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

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    lol thats why i made sure the last line was so far away :001_tt2: :D
     
  9. noushka05

    noushka05 Unicorn denier. Snowflake. Activist ;)

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    hahaa well it just shows you how mind works:blushing: cos i wasnt expecting that punch line!:laugh:
     
  10. ninja

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    :eek: what you mean you was expecting something different to what it was ;),

    must just be your mind i reckon :eek:hmy: :001_tt2:
     
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