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Always wear clean underwear!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by srhdufe, May 12, 2010.


  1. srhdufe

    srhdufe PetForums VIP

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    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
    > your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple
    > who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the
    > car park.
    >
    > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
    > car.
    > The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
    > closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
    > the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
    > underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..
    >
    > Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
    > quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
    > place.
    > On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found
    > herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.
    >
    > The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  2. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    Hmm, Now when did I hear this before? Oh I know about 10 years ago although it was a much longer version :rolleyes:
     
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  3. dobermummy

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    :lol::lol: now thats funny :lol:
     
  4. tafwoc

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    PMSL!!!!:lol:
     
  5. Fleur

    Fleur Vassal to Lilly and Ludo

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    :lol::lol: Very funny.
     
  6. smudgiesmummy

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    seems un-likely that she could not *recognize* her hubby, even from that unusual angle. :rolleyes: or rather,
    that the guy under the car was not her hubby. :huh: not paying attn, dearie? didn;t notice his Madras-shorts and loafers had become cut-offs and trainers?
     
  8. sequeena

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    OMG!!! :lol:
     
  9. Sarah+Hammies

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    :laugh: :laugh: :lol: hahahahahahahaha not heard that 1 before
     
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