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aligator's paradox

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by alan g a, May 4, 2011.


  1. alan g a

    alan g a Hello ev'ry body peeps. Stavross 'ere init.

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    Not a joke but a pardox. Try to get your heads round this:-
    A woman out with her toddler when an aiigator.
    The women pleads with the the aligator.
    "Give my child back" She cries.
    The aligator reply.
    "I will give you your baby back if you tell me what I am going to do with the child"
    "You are going to eat him" She said, hoping to clear this up.
    Here is the problem.
    If she is right the the aligato must give the child back, this would mean that she wrong so he will eat the child making her right. PHEW!! And so it goes on.
     
  2. kirk68

    kirk68 PetForums VIP

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    I mustn't let OH see this. It will drive him mad and I'll get the blame. I had him with the time travel paradox.. If you had the chance to go back in time to fix something, would you?

    paradox's are great if you need 5 minutes peace and quiet. lol
     
  3. alan g a

    alan g a Hello ev'ry body peeps. Stavross 'ere init.

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    TIME TRAVEL
    A scientist spent his whole life developing a time machine and then decided it wasn't worth the effort so he goes back in time to tell himself how to do it. This meant that he didn't go back to tell himself how to do it , so he spent his life on the project.
    OH NO!! here we go again.
     
  4. kirk68

    kirk68 PetForums VIP

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    See, makes OH mad trying to get his head round it. He wont watch anything sci-fi now in case it has time travel in it. lol
     
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