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A wee joke - Rye Bread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Broxi_jim, Mar 13, 2013.


  1. Broxi_jim

    Broxi_jim PetForums Senior

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    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

    The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

    The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

    The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high And you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

    So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
    As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
    He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
    He said, "I want 5 loaves."
    She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
    He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me.":thumbsup:
     
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