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A very young man called ......

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Nov 30, 2007.


  1. A very young man called Magik wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.
    He consulted with his sister and Decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
    Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
    Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Magik got the knickers. Good old Magik sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:
    Dear Noubi,
    I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
    I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
    I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
    All my love
    Magik.

    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing!!!
     
  2. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    Elena,!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe you put that on,!!!!!!! heeeeeeheeeeee heeee:D:D:D
     
  3. Vixie

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    rofl, so funny:):)
     
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    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    she is naughty isnt she, im sending her to the naughty step later,:D:D
     
  5. Vixie

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    cant say I blame you, its very cheeky:):)
     
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    she is getting more and more cheeky, i got to watch her,:)
     
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    :D:D:D hahahahahahahahahahaha:D:D:D

    Elena... that is great!!!! (very naught but great!!!)
     
  8. Vixie

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    keep an eye out and keep her off the wrong path heehee
     
  9. colliemerles

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    to late, im afraid,:(:(
     
  10. Vixie

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    is there no chance you can steer her back:(
     
  11. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    no she comes from a BAD family, we cant help her, Her mother is a gambler, her father was a drunk and her brother, HUH,...... you dont even want to know about him :mad::mad:
     
  12. Vixie

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    heehee she is lost then shame realy (should we join her :D)
     
  13. mell-e-c

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    heehee :D :p
     
  14. colliemerles

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    join her?????? do you want us all locked up ??????
     
  15. Vixie

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    they will have to catch us first and with all the exercise we have been getting lately we should be fine heehee:D
     
  16. colliemerles

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    yeah have you used your pole today, i can now hang upside down for TEN MINUTES bet you cant beat that,!!!!!!!
     
  17. Vixie

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    no I think I would get a nose bleed
    but I can spin around it and shake by booty like a pro:D:D
     
  18. colliemerles

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    just remember, no baby lotion at this point, you wil go flying ,,,look at Elena yesterday, nearly killed that poor bloke, :(:eek:
     
  19. Vixie

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    heehehee funny though
     
  20. colliemerles

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    we have hijacked 3 threads, we better go to the naughty step,:):)
     
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