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A poem

Discussion in 'Cat Chat' started by may, Nov 26, 2007.


  1. may

    may PetForums VIP

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    I like to write poems this one is called,
    THE TOMCAT!!!
    Hello said the tomcat with a smile,
    Trust your new friend for a while,

    Don' try to escape through this fence! Im the guy with experience.

    Come back later she said with a grin
    When May's finished that bottle of Gin.

    I'll get through the cat flap when she's in bed,
    I'll meet you at 11 behind the shed!

    Time to go in it's time for Tea
    Can you hear her she's shoutin me.

    Later that night we met as planned
    Walked to the park hand in hand.

    When I got home I felt the guilt,and ran upstairs
    and got under May's quilt.

    I was thinking over and over what have I done??
    I was very naughty but it was Fun!.

    Nine weeks later The Kittens are here,
    I didn't expect them to appear!.

    Now off the teats mature at last,
    Home's are needed quick and fast.

    MAY's not happy! Call the CSA Im gonna make
    that TOM CAT PAY!.
     
  2. georges mummy

    georges mummy PetForums Member

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    i like that one.
     
  3. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    good poem may
     
  4. Esined

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    heehee, yes very good, :)
     
  5. Oh - brilliant!:)
     
  6. siams

    siams PetForums Member

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    Brill,i like it.:D
     
  7. Hana Matsumoto

    Hana Matsumoto PetForums Newbie

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    i like this poem may :thumbup:
     
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