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A Midmorning Joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bird, Jun 8, 2010.


  1. bird

    bird PetForums VIP

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    WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . .. . . I'M BROKE!!!

    Yesterday I answered a knock at the door, only to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a
    vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning", said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
    of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate

    the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners'.

    'Go away'! I said, 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!'
    and proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
    and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said.

    'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.

    'And with that, he emptied a bucket of
    horse manure onto my hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum

    cleaner does not remove all traces
    of this horse manure form your carpet, Madam, I will
    personally eat the remainder.'
    I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
    good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this

    morning. What part of broke do you not understand???
     
  2. Bobbie

    Bobbie PetForums VIP

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    like it:thumbup:
     
  3. Dally Banjo

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    :lol::lol::lol: good one :D
     
  4. xxwelshcrazyxx

    xxwelshcrazyxx PetForums VIP

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    Ha! ha! ha! ncie one :thumbup::thumbup:, yuk the thought of eating that ewwwww.
     
  5. srhdufe

    srhdufe PetForums VIP

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. Happy Paws2

    Happy Paws2 PetForums VIP

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    Love it, really needed a good laugh.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  7. KatieW92

    KatieW92 PetForums Junior

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    Lol. Hilarious. Gives you the funniest images!
     
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