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a funny for the day.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bullyb, Nov 22, 2007.


  1. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
    Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

    Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a
    Little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

    The Jewish man replied, "I have no water.
    Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

    The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie.
    I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

    OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not
    want to buy a tie and that you hate me.
    I will show you that I am bigger than that".

    "If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you
    will find a lovely restaurant.
    It has all the ice cold water you need.
    Shalom."

    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

    Several hours later he staggered back.

    "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie." :D
     
  2. dh.dti

    dh.dti Guest

    wey hey!
    :D:D:D
     
  3. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    hee hee hee, thats good,
     
  4. Vixie

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    he he a very funny story
     
  5. carol

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    thats good
     
  6. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    hee hee it is isnt it, i liked it,
     
  7. plumo72

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  8. bullyb

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    oh no!! this means i got to be funny all the time!!....

    ive got a reputation now to stand up too!...:D
     
  9. :D:D:DYep - you DO!!!!:D:D:D
     
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