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a few questions!!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ninja, Aug 11, 2009.


  1. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

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    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

    If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
    does he become disoriented?

    Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

    What do chickens think we taste like?

    What do people in China call their good plates?

    What do you call a male ladybug?

    What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
    man?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
    it was to set it to?

    Which is the other side of the street?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
     
  2. Inca's Mum

    Inca's Mum PetForums VIP

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    LOL you do it again Ninj! :thumbsup:

    Where do you get them from?
     
  3. piggybaker

    piggybaker PetForums VIP

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    OMG that is to much for 9 in the morning, try me again tonight,

    funny though,
     
  4. namratasnv

    namratasnv PetForums Newbie

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    Hi,

    I am a newbie here and your questions are really thoughtful, how much time you spent for thinking these questions!!:wink5:

    Thanks!!
     
  5. ad_1980

    ad_1980 PetForums VIP

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    This is funny - do you mind if i copy it and post it on FB?
     
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