This morning I noticed that my colleague has a new feature in teaching his class. "Cat of the Day". My colleague is a fairly new cat enthusiast, having been bombarded on a daily basis with what are undoubtedly extremely cute foster kitten photos. (MY foster kitten photos!) "Oh!" I said to him, "Cat of the day huh?". "Yep", he replied, "The pupils have to email in their cats and I pick one for Cat of the Day". "Hrmph..." said I, " so.. you've not put any of my kittens up then?" "No.. " says he, "Have you submitted any via email?. "Hrmppppghh!" replied I! He smiled. "I will put a kitten photo up if you get a photo of them all together." I hrmmmmmphhhed some more. "Okay... challenge accepted!" And thus it began. Attempt #1 I'll just catch them unawares! Attempt #2 Okay, plan B! Couch with Dreamies! Attempt #3 Urh. I see the light isn't so great, lets try the other couch!! Oh Kendrick, you are sitting so perfectly, what a good boy! Now.. where are your siblings?? Attempt #4 Jayne, "I WANT TO STAND LIKE ELVIS DOES ON THE STAGE!!" Uhh okay Jayne.. errm.. fine I guess Attempt #5 Corrigan, "If Jayne gets to stand up, I want to stand up. I don't see why she gets to stand up for the photo and I cant...." Corri, sweetie, you can stand if you like. Attempt #6 Jayne, "WAIT! STOP! I DONT WANT TO BE ELVIS NOW! I WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE KITTEN! IMA A ZOMBIE KITTEN RARRR!!" Sigh.. FINE!! Attempt #7 Corrigan, "If Jayne gets to stand like a zombie, I don't see why I cant be a priest! I will ward off zombies. I will bless Kendrick so he can't be a zombie!!" Look! I don't bloody care if you're a zombie priest hound of hell! Please all just face the camera!! #Attempt 8 Kendrick, "I bless this room, keeping it free of all zombies..." PERFECT GUYS! PERFECT SMILE!!! Oh wait.. Jayne, ffs, JAYNE! Why is it always you?? I give up!