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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by alan g a, Apr 30, 2011.

  1. alan g a

    alan g a Hello ev'ry body peeps. Stavross 'ere init.

    Feb 23, 2011
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    Q: What do you call a large aeroplane that talks rubbish?
    A: A mumbo jumbo jet.
    #1 alan g a, Apr 30, 2011
    Last edited: Apr 30, 2011
  2. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

    Nov 24, 2009
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    The passengers, all seated comfortably, were waiting for the pilot to arrive. Soft idle chatter filled the airplane.
    When the Pilot and his co finally arrived everyone immediately noticed that both men appeared to be blind. The pilot tapped his way upto the flight deck using a white cane and his co-pilot followed with the aid of a guide dog. Both men were wearing dark glasses.
    At first, the passengers didn't react to the unusual sight and thought that it must have been a practical joke.
    Upon reaching the flightdeck door both men appeared to bump into each other and they clumsily fumbled and fought their way into the confines of the cockpit.
    The door closed and the passengers looked at each other with some uneasiness. :confused:
    A few minutes shortly after the engines whined into life and as their pitch quickly changed a bit of a jolt could be felt throughout and the aircraft began to roll down the runway.
    The passengers began whispering among themselves and looked desperately toward the stewardesses for signs of reassurance.
    Meanwhile, the aircraft starts accelerating faster and faster and faster and the passengers become visibly unsettled. Hysteria breaks out. Some people begin to panic. Others begin to pray.
    As the aircraft gets ever closer to the end of the runway, voices are growing more and more urgent. :cryin:
    The aircraft has now less than 10 yards of runway remaining and there is a sudden unified scream from the passengers.
    At that precise moment the aircraft lifts from the runway and is airborne.

    In the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and says to the pilot: 'You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream and we're not going to know when to take off!'
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  3. Bandy

    Bandy Banned

    Sep 29, 2010
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    That was awesome ^^^
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