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30 Things a dog must remember...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BredaKim, Nov 29, 2007.


  1. BredaKim

    BredaKim PetForums Member

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    1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
    2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
    3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa, or under the bed.
    4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
    5. I will not eat the cats' food, before they eat it or after they throw it up.
    6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.
    7. I will not throw up in the car.
    8. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell.
    9. "Kitty box crunchies," although they are tasty, are not food.
    10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the back yard after processing.
    11. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
    12. I will not chew my humans' toothbrushes and not tell them.
    13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
    14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
    15. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
    16. I will not steal Mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
    17. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom's & Dad's laps.
    18. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
    19. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
    20. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
    21. I will not eat mint-flavored dental floss out of the bathroom garbage, to avoid having a string hanging out of my butt.
    22. I will not use "roll around in the dirt" as an option just after getting a bath.
    23. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.
    24. I will not hump on any person's leg just because I think it is the right thing to do.
    25. I will not fart in my owners' faces while sleeping on the pillow next to their heads.
    26. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
    27. The toilet bowl is not a never ending water supply, and just because the water is blue, it doesn't mean it is cleaner.
    28. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is here.
    29. Suddenly turning around and smelling my butt can quickly clear a room.
    30. The cat is not a squeaky toy, so when I play with him and when he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

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  2. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    heeeee heeeee heeeee,:):)
     
  3. Vixie

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    I love it, lol
     
  4. soooo true.............
     
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