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15 pieces of advice to pass on to your mum, daughter, granddaughter, neice etc

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tilli121, Jan 17, 2008.


  1. tilli121

    tilli121 PetForums Junior

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    having read
    "to all those ladies with a sense of homour who can handle it"
    here is something ion a sinilar vein...............


    15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


    1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

    2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

    4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

    5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

    6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

    7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

    10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

    13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

    14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

    15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
     
  2. Magik

    Magik Guest

    I agree with number 5! the rest is sexist rubbish!
     
  3. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    hmmmm number 5 sounds good,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
  4. sallyanne

    sallyanne Guest

    Excellent!!!!! :D:D
     
  5. Fade to Grey

    Fade to Grey PetForums VIP

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    hahaha!
    good stuff
    i agree with the suggest they're too old for the job one.
    sounds like MM :p
     
  6. Magik

    Magik Guest

    Thank you x

    Thank you x

    Thank you x
     
  7. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    magik do you want me to give you a warning,,,,,,:p:p
     
  8. Magik

    Magik Guest

    what for... being hot!!!
     
  9. Fade to Grey

    Fade to Grey PetForums VIP

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    HAHAHAHAHAH!
    i dont know whether to be amused or annoyed
    :p
     
  10. Magik

    Magik Guest

    be annoyed... it's what you goths do best!
     
  11. Fade to Grey

    Fade to Grey PetForums VIP

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    im not a goth.
    im actually wearing mostly white today
     
  12. Magik

    Magik Guest

    Is it dress down day for Children in need? Here's a pound!!
     
  13. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    thump him if you want,,,, i will hold him down,,,,,,
     
  14. Fade to Grey

    Fade to Grey PetForums VIP

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    hahahha nah im cool i'm used to being called all sorts of names.. and that just MM
    :|
     
  15. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    men there a pain,,,,,do we actually need them,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  16. Fade to Grey

    Fade to Grey PetForums VIP

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    unfortunatly :p
     
  17. Magik

    Magik Guest

    dont listen to her fade to grey.... she'll have you in her les be friends club and having Melon for breakfast if you know what I mean,,,, they've taken your mum, dont let them take you!!!!
     
  18. Fade to Grey

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    hahahha!
    how's the les be friends club going?
    :p:D:D:D:p
     
  19. Magik

    Magik Guest

    they're still looking for that shed where no men are allowed.... ooooh gutted!!! Can you imagine!!??
     
  20. Fade to Grey

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    lol interesting.
    they should just hijack MM's shed.
    there's ice cream in the freezer or atleast there was. unless i finished it :D
     
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