Alfred dear fellow, would you please be a good sport and pass me my gold plated bowl, and fetch me that venison steak, Miss Smythe bought this morning, it's been a very long day, educating those young whipper snappers to swim.
"Kato?... Kato?... please see the paparazzi to the door, and give each one a publicity packet,
would U? thank U so much, my good man... No, no interviews, no comment -
and no autographs, sorry - good day!"
ladeez and gemmun - yer attention, please! (drumroll...)
the winners of our esteemed contest - may i have the honorable mention? thank U... in the honorable mention category, winning a 3-day, 3-night weekend at Brighton Beach in a dog-friendly cottage...
sue&harvey! *Put on your poshest voice to read*
Alfred dear fellow, would you please be a good sport and pass me my gold plated bowl, and fetch me that venison steak, Miss Smythe bought this morning, it's been a very long day, educating those young whipper snappers to swim.
congratulations, m'dear! (air-kisses, waves...)
in fourth place... winning a week in Majorca, with scuba lessons for dog and human...
celicababe1986! let sleeping dogs lie....even if they have nicked ya favourite lilo
wonderful entry, luv... (kisses cheek, hands over envelope)
in third place - winning an all-costs paid, 10-day hot-air balloon tour of Kenya, with overnight accommodation in safari hostels... (drumroll...)
mumof6!... look, i'm in the water... you said nothing about having to swim...
in second place, winning a two-week intensive with private training at All-Dogs University, with accommodation at a 3-star hotel... (drumroll)...
Dally Banjo!... :lol: I'm just loveing this new Hydro...
spot-on, dally... loved it! (air-kisses...)
finally... (drumroll...) in first place, for a one-month horseback camping trip in New Zealand,
fully-catered and with nightly accommodations, for human and dog...
Amy&Ted! :thumbup: Whadda ya mean, smile? I don't get out of bed for less than £50000, you know... do you KNOW who i am!!!!
wonderful elocution, (air-kisses), and U look marvelous...
after-party is at the Egerton House Hotel, with hot hor-d'oeuvres, a cold buffet, and a party-room for the dogs, with minders... speeches are optional, appetite is mandatory ... come on down! :thumbup:
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