Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I

REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.






The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!



to which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"


See - Men just don't listen!

hehe sorry guys

Heard that before but it still makes me laugh!!! heehee

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Mellissa xxx

lol

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Anna xx

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hee hee heee, very good, .....

hee hee lol

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did I scare ya!!!!!!

Nici - I've just noticed - is there actually two pets in your avatar?

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
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good one nici

hehe bit hard to spot.. mummy and baby

OOOHHH....aaawwww....can you post the bigger pic to see?

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

yes here you are.....