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Old 02-06-2008, 10:15 AM
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Stupid Questions

These always make me laugh

How come a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

How did a fool and his money get together?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves is it considered a hostage situation?

What is so possible about the mission impossible?

Where exactly is the green mile?

Would the world be a happier place if skipping were more common than walking?

Why do flies fly?

Where is this mysterious place called "on the side" that only women see?

When a monkey farts, does it smell like bananas?

If a tree falls when no one's around do the other trees make fun of it?

What is a male ladybird called?
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Re: Stupid Questions

IF toast always lands butter side down, but a cat always lands on its feet, what way would it land if buttered toast was tied to its back???
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Re: Stupid Questions

When a monkey farts, does it smell like bananas?

Shall we feed all man bananas only diet?
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Re: Stupid Questions

Why do you have to wash towels...as you are clean when we use them?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
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Why does a Pizza come in a square box?
How does the driver of a snowplough get to his work?
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