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29-05-2008, 01:02 PM
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Mental Hospital Answer Phone
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline"
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you. If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. 
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29-05-2008, 01:26 PM
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Re: Mental Hospital Answer Phone
lol lol lol lol
 so good
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29-05-2008, 01:30 PM
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hee hee hee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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29-05-2008, 02:08 PM
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Hahahaha, very good
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29-05-2008, 02:10 PM
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That is so funny.
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29-05-2008, 02:33 PM
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aww some of them are brillient!
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30-05-2008, 07:26 AM
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30-05-2008, 08:11 AM
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Lol, that made me cheer up on this dull morning
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