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26-11-2007, 11:21 PM
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Completely innocent joke (for a difference)
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant. a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place."I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time. Every imaginable and several unimaginable pleasures punctuate their encounter. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast. Eggs Benedict, gourmet coffee, fresh berries. The guy is simply amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! "You know," he said, "you are perfect. Are you this special to every guy you meet? " "No," she replies. . . . .. "You just happened to catch my eye."
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27-11-2007, 09:30 AM
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Re: Completely innocent joke (for a difference)
heeeheee
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27-11-2007, 09:31 AM
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Re: Completely innocent joke (for a difference)
Mom, nice to see you laughing....
NICE TO SEE YOU !
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