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Old 20-05-2008, 08:36 AM
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Cake Or Bed

A Husband Is At Home Watching A
Football Match When His Wife Interrupts,

'honey, Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway?
It's Been Flickering For Weeks Now.'

He Looks At Her And Says Angrily,
'fix The Lights Now? Does It Look Like I Have 'powergen' Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So!'

'fine!'

Then The Wife Asks,
'well Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door?
It Won't Close Right'

To Which He Replied,
'fix The Fridge Door?
Does It Look Like I Have 'fridgidaire'
Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So!'

'fine!' She Says
'then You Could At Least Fix The Steps
To The Front Door? They Are About To Break'

'i'm Not A Carpenter And I Don't
Want
To Fix Steps', He Says, 'does It Look Like I Have 'taylor Woodrow' Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So! I've Had Enough Of This, I'm Going To The Pub!!!!'

So He Goes To The Pub And Drinks For A
Couple Of Hours................

He Starts To Feel Guilty About How
He Treated His Wife, And Decides
To Go Home

As He Walks Into The House He Notices
That The Steps Are Already Fixed.

As He Enters The House , He Sees The
Hall Light Is Working

As He Goes To Get A Beer, He Notices
The Fridge Door Is Fixed.

Honey, He Asks, 'how'd All This Get Fixed?'
She Said, 'well, When You Left I Sat
Outside And Cried. Just Then A Nice Young Man Asked Me What Was Wrong, And I Told Him.
He Offered To Do All The Repairs, And All I Had To Do Was Either Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake.'

He Said,
'so What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake?'

She Replied, 'hellooooo.., Do You See
'mr Kipling' Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So!'
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Ha HA I like it
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lol wow thats the longest joke i seen
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yeah,,i had a tea brake half way through,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Hahaha, I like it
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pmsl tea break
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lol - very funny
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very funny
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