Dear Dogs,

When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way.

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find it aesthetically pleasing.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Look at videos of dogs sleeping: they can actually curl up in a ball! It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.

When I am playing the pinball machine, jumping up and trying to grab the ball through the glass is not helpful. Barking at me because I'm not helping you achieve your goal does not win you any extra brownie points.

My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not neccessary.

The proper order is to kiss me, then go smell that other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you guys to make.

Sincerely,

Your Human

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....lol i like that

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PMSL, good stuff!

LOL!! very good! I needed cheering up today!

hehe,,,great stuff,,,

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Keep Dreaming Smudge! HAHAHA

If only they would listen!

Same could apply to my cats lol

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You never own a cat unless the cat owns you!

thats great - def put a smile on my face today!!!

susie

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Theres nothing better than coming home to hugs and kisses.....

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pmsl

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........Very good.

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Lifes roads are for journeys, not destinations!