Hello...

We Dogs have put up with a lot of stuff for the past 25,000 years or so living with you Humans, but we do have a few pet peeves of our own we'd like to get off of our chests.

'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello
Haven't you noticed the fur?

'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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ha ha that's funny

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Make custom Glitter Graphics

ROFL Love it!!!!

very good

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Ha-ha-ha!!!!

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

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Lifes roads are for journeys, not destinations!

hee hee hee, very good,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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excellent

brilliant,,,

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Keep Dreaming Smudge! HAHAHA

i can hear the doggy voices in my head lol

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You never own a cat unless the cat owns you!