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Old 24-04-2008, 12:45 PM
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It pays to listen......................
Daddy's car in the woods? Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as
he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mommy, I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her
take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such
an interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it for supper
time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it
tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his
story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take
off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.'

Mommy fainted!
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Old 24-04-2008, 12:46 PM
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...........Brilliant!
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Old 24-04-2008, 12:47 PM
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LMAO that is funny
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Old 24-04-2008, 12:50 PM
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hee hee hee,brilliant,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 24-04-2008, 01:07 PM
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LMAO, thought that so funny,
could do with more laughs like that hehehe
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Old 24-04-2008, 01:12 PM
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LMAO, thought that so funny,
could do with more laughs like that hehehe
yeah, we need more laughter on here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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i liked that one
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Old 24-04-2008, 06:03 PM
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thats fantastic, very funny
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