my son when he was a toddler stuck sanitary towels all over him and came into the front room when we had visitors!
also one day we had unexpected visitors,my son had used his potty and it was full of wee! not really thinking i stuck it in the cupboard and went to answer door,later on he proudly took one of them to see it,pulled it out and it went everywhere!

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Summer not being the quitest of children
"mum why has that lady got a funny eye, tell her to stop staring at me, i dont like she's ugly and scary" to the lady on the check out at the supermarket with a boss eye!!!

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lol....pmsl

i was walking with my daughter( i think she was about three at the time) through town and we were behind this realy large woman that didnt smell very nice (b.o and wee) and my little girl turns around real loud and says mummy why is she so fat? and whats that smell is it her?

she was well with in hearing range as she turned round and gave me a really black look. well i just wanted the ground to open up and suck me in....

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Had to give a large lady a lift for a friend, summer said "why are you fat? do you like being Fat? i hope i'm not fat when i grow up? there are times like that when you wish the world would swallow you up lol

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hahaha...priceless!

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took my daughter to get a paper. there was a queue and whilst waiting i said to her 'go and get yourself and your sis some sweets'. so off she goes, comes back and with a grimace and LOUD voice said ' mummy that mans willy smells' LOL

her little head is about level with some old grumps cheesy wotsit.

Lots of sniggers and one bright red face lol

kids honesty is hilarious!!they only say what you wish you could!

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Luckily ive not had it happen with my daughter, but my mum has with my daughter as she takes her on a bus..... Apparently there was an old man falling asleep on the bus, and my daughter very loudly says "nanny, why is that man asleep on the bus!" the old man turned around and said "I cant help myself, its because im old" and smiles at her, Leah (my daughter) replies... "Well dont worry, you havent got long left"

If it was me...... id be jumping out the emergency exit

hahaha

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Then theres that lady in the bakers oven " mum is that a man or a woman(She had a very hairy top lip and chin) ooh yuck, well is that a man trying to be a woman or a woman trying to be a man. if thats a woman why is she hairy???"
believe me summer aint quiet!!

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