ROFL!!!! That's tickled me... i often want to say that to people

Lol me n my mum are suckers for charity shops, we just like to get a bargain but somewhere along the line we nicknamed them scabby shops.

After being out one day my daughter then about 8 turns round and says at the top of her voice "mum how many more scabby shops do we have to go in" these 2 old ladies at the counter just glared at me I was mortified lol

shes 14 goin on 24 now and she still hates em...

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I don't have children but when I was little my big sister was very ill and always in hospital. On the way to visit her one day we stopped at the non-stop party shop to get my sis a hellium ballon. I was in a grump that day and it was made worse by the fact that I could have a ballon as well.

I went of to sulk in another part of the shop when this man (not looking where he was going) stepped backwards and trod on my feet. When he turned to see what he was standing on he managed to elbow me as well.

Well this really p*ssed off an already stroppy child and my reaction was to kick him in the shinn and run away.

My mother mortified came up to me and demanded I went and apolisgised I said no and then she said do you know who that is? I said no again at which point she said that is was no other than cliff richard.

I never got a ballon or apoligised and to this day have always been a tiny bit glad that I had kicked him (sorry any cliff richard fans it that offends you!)

well he had that coming to him PMSL lol

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I had a welsh section A pony that was being castrated in the field some years back.
We had sent all the kids on the yard off to the hay barn which had a view of the field but wasnt in earshot.
So my son (7 at the time) was sitting up on the hay bales with his mates and the vet had completed the job and chucked the 'bits' out the way when my son shouts at the top of his lungs, "mum", "are they his nuts"!

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