HAHAH..lol

OH MY

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Theres no stopping him!!lol poor goggies is even being loved

Uh ho!!!
Did you give him a safe s** lesson?

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We were in a fancy restaurant, at hubby's works do and the children of each employee had been invited. I'd said my prayers and held my breath all the way through, hoping the kids would behave. I finally let out a sigh of relief as desert was served, giving myself a pat on the back for bringing up such well behaved children , when our son (three yrs, at the time) announces in his loudest voice "My Dad poos his pants". Eee, you could've heard a pin drop!
We still don't know to this day why he said it (no, his dad does not poo his pants!) I'm still laughing now............

time to cringe eh?

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When my eldest was around 4 we were in asda and there was a very large lady stood in front of pizza counter and he wanted to pick some of those kids pizzas, he stood waiting and after 5 mins she still hadnt moved she turned and looked at him and he just blurted out "are you going to shift your fat arse out of way or what " needless to say i grabbed him by hand and walked off was one of those were you just want ground to open up and swallow you

hehehehe..lol bet you went red

i had a bad cold i could not move so it was a trip over to the doctors with my two girls one 4 and the other one,i put logan in her pram and we went over the doctors it was packed out (always the same)cody was playing in the play area when a old woman gets called in to see the doctor,as she gets up cody runs and jumps on the seat but as she lifts her leg she missed and fell on the seat,sheturns round and says really loud mom that ladys bum smell, i went bright red

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Yeah just slightly