Hi thought it's about time I gave a little back to my people so I've set up this thread "Ask *****"!

In here you can ask me any question on a subject you need help with and I'll be able to sove it for you, this can be anything from advice with your love life to medical problems - just imagine, no more costly medical bills!!!

So post me your problems and I'll solve them right here live... Just like jesus did in the olden days!!!

How did you managed to get me on the computer so early?

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

It's a gift I have called "Sexual Attraction" - women are hopless to it's power and even men sometimes. People just love to be around me. I'm affraid it's not something I can teach.

sounds more like a incest

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

In your case you will look at me as an ideal and although not attracted yourself because of the shared bloodline you will base your boyfriends on me but sadly you will always be dissapointed as in the words of Chesney Hawkes "I am the one and only"

Yeah - I also will stuck picture of your face on the stuffed doll and drug it around the pubs for comparison

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

That's exactly what we'll do to our first VIP member and if they complain we'll stick pins in it,,,

come on people Dont be shy... next question please!!!

What is your wife;s name?

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

silly girl, they were the words he uses to make him vanish........

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