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Old 11-04-2008, 01:25 PM
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I'D love to be 8 again
I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN.....

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her
birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made
her a nice big
bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local
theme park.

What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside
down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her
loving husband
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate
milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars
epic a
hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her
favourite lolly
and M& M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a
big smile and
lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being
eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed.
"I meant my dress size, you fu**ing tw*t"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is
Listening, he's still
going to get it wrong
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...Good one that....
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:25 PM
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PMSL that's very good
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:27 PM
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Re: I'D love to be 8 again
hehehe i liked that

oh those was the days..being a size 8
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:33 PM
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hee hee hee ,,very good,,,,,,,,,,,
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:04 PM
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Re: I'D love to be 8 again
Thats GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
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Re: I'D love to be 8 again
[quote=bordercolliepup;108599]I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN.....





that was f***ing mint laughed so hard a bit of wee came out
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I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN.....





that was f***ing mint laughed so hard a bit of wee came out

Thanks for sharing this priceless info, Barney, it made my day!
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Thanks for sharing this priceless info, Barney, it made my day!
hey anytime thats what i am here for
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hey anytime thats what i am here for
Anything else came out so far?
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