MALE or FEMALE?

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.



They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



TYRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.



HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.



SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.



TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.



EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female.

Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.......eek:

LOL hehehehe good one

yeah great

lol u sarcy git

hahahahaha

luv the train one hehehe

very good i had a right chuckle

typical women joke

but ther true

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