Can be a fun game so lets play.

My last text was....


'Hun wat happened b4'

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Bralex

The last one was from my boyfriend and shall we say ... slightly explicit! Therefore I shall be not be repeating it on a forum

The one before that was from one of my best friends

'O well, s'pose u got 2 kiss a lot of frogs b4 the prince & it'll b fun. wat do u reckon ... flats or heels? belt or no belt? If belt will he fink i'm a pig if take it off 1/2 way thru dinner?! LOL. U no me x'

She was pondering whether to wear heels or pumps and the pro's and con's of wearing a belt to a dinner date, with a possible new man!

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Dads Dead. was my last tex.


mazzi

my last txt was ,"whats for tea im starving,be home soon," from my daughter,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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My last text was a joke of my friend, a bit rude so apologies if it offends anyone

The latest craze for clubbers is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and drink it with a straw.

Experts are warning about the dangers of minge drinking.

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whats black and yellow and has a tight c**t on one end?.. a netto carrier bag

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I should try this one



my last texts was boring and just "yes x"

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"hey gorgeous, thank u 4 cumin wit,makes me feel gud dat u wory bout me, i love u x x"


that was from my fiancee, id jus got home from taking him 2 the hospital as hed been havin chest pains.. bless him

Mine was from my mum:
'Ok, thank you, although u had already said that :-) xxx'

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can you take the cat to vets when you take sam

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