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Old 13-11-2007, 10:22 PM
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A joke

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour
when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and
gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll
buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

" This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't
do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss
fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have
no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my
wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life.


And then you show up and drink the poison !
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Old 13-11-2007, 10:49 PM
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Re: A joke

lmao...
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lol
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