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Old 08-03-2008, 01:33 PM
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Male' stages of life
The stages of life
THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE
DRINK
17
beer
25
vodka
35
scotch
48
double scotch
66
cod liver oil


AGE
SEDUCTION LINE
17
My parents are away for the weekend.
25
My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35
My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48
My wife is away for the weekend.
66
My wife is dead.


AGE
FAVORITE SPORT
17
sex
25
sex
35
sex
48
channel surfing
66
napping


AGE
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17
tongue
25
breakfast
35
She didn't set back my therapy.
48
I didn't have to meet her kids.
66
Got home alive.


AGE
FAVORITE FANTASY
17
a winning goal after the whistle
25
sex in an aeroplane
35
menage a trois
48
taking over the company
66
Swiss maid/Nazi love slave


AGE
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17
25
25
35
35
48
48
66
66
17


AGE
IDEAL DATE
17
Triple horror special feature at a drive-in
25
Split the cheque before we go back to my place
35
Just come over
48
Just come over and cook
66
Sex in the company jet on the way to Las Vegas
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Old 08-03-2008, 01:35 PM
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Haha good one , where u find these woman lol
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Old 08-03-2008, 01:40 PM
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Its been stored in my computer somewhere.....
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hee he great read Elena LO
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hee he great read Elena LO
Quite informative.......I used to romanticise a bit....
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lol thats great so funny
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At least one knows what to expect....
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ha ha ha,,very good,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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ha ha ha,,very good,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
thats what you need today - good lough
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your right there elena,,,and i have been laughing since reading the things you have put up,,,
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