Originally Posted by denise lang

For weeks, julie had been asking Sam, her new collage botfriend, to meet her parents. Finaly she promised if he would come over the next day, she would finally have sex with him.

Sam agreed.

Now Sam was a virgin and very nervous. That night he went to the drug store to buy condoms. Haveing never done this before he had a 45 min conversation with the pharmacist selecting just the right condom.

The next evening, Sam arrived for dinner. He sat at the table and offered to say grace, it was a lovely pray long and meaningful.

After the pray julie leaned over and wispered to Sam 'I didnt know you were religious!'


Sam wispered back 'I didnt know your dad was a pharmacist'