The worries of getting old

There's a old lady sitting on the bench in a park, a man walks up to her and askes if she's okay.

"yes I'm fine, I have a wonderful boyfriend, I get all the attention I want, if you know what I mean?"

"Oh so what's the problem you look down?"

"I can't remember where I live!"

hehehehe

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Mellissa xxx

lol...

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."

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Mellissa xxx

A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

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Mellissa xxx

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."

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Mellissa xxx

For weeks, julie had been asking Sam, her new collage botfriend, to meet her parents. Finaly she promised if he would come over the next day, she would finally have sex with him.

Sam agreed.

Now Sam was a virgin and very nervous. That night he went to the drug store to buy condoms. Haveing never done this before he had a 45 min conversation with the pharmacist selecting just the right condom.

The next evening, Sam arrived for dinner. He sat at the table and offered to say grace, it was a lovely pray long and meaningful.

After the pray julie leaned over and wispered to Sam 'I didnt know you were religious!'

Sam wispered back 'I didnt know your dad was a pharmacist'

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Adorable Ragdoll Cats

lol...

lol excellent

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