An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
>blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
>cold."
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>The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm
>them Up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
>
>The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My
>hands Are freezing cold."
>
>The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will
>warm Them up." He did, and warmed his hands.
>
>The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
>He Said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The
>warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose.
>
>The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter,
>And he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
>
>The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother
>Again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
>Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
>The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
>don't they!"

bullyb

LOL good one, Im gonna tell me sisters that

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hee hee hee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

..................................Very good.

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Brilliant!

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Thats a great one!

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