1. Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an axe-murderer.

2. Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this would be the perfect place to take a nap.
3. Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose. Then walk of nonchalantly. Repeat as necessary.
4. Play with invisible objects.
5. Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and start kneading any available body parts.
6. Figure 8 your humans legs while they are walking around the kitchen cooking something you won't get a bite of.
7. Before your human gets out of their bed, make sure your napping in the bathroom doorway.
8. Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human's shoes. Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.
9. If you absolutely have to go to the vet, cling to your human's head, howl at the top of your lungs, and spew hairballs on the vet.
10. Wait till your human is eating, then jump on the table and shed.
11. Using the litter box at your human's mealtimes can be great fun.
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hee hee thats great Elena

They always do somethings for purpose; when you've got a visitors - they sit right ion front of them and washing all they're bits for ages.....Or using litter tray - very loudly............

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

my cats always seem to use the litter tray just as my friends turn up, and of course its the worst smelling one they have ever done