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Old 21-01-2008, 09:57 PM
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What Is A Dog?

- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.

- They growl when they are not happy.

- When you want to play, they want to play.

- When you want to be alone, they want to play.

- They are great at begging.

- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

- They leave their toys everywhere.

- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.
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Old 21-01-2008, 09:59 PM
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Re: What Is A Dog?

hahahaha brilliant!!!!
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Old 21-01-2008, 10:00 PM
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Re: What Is A Dog?

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- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.

- They growl when they are not happy.

- When you want to play, they want to play.

- When you want to be alone, they want to play.

- They are great at begging.

- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

- They leave their toys everywhere.

- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.
for minute there i thought you were on about men !
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Old 21-01-2008, 10:03 PM
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Re: What Is A Dog?

nice one
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Old 21-01-2008, 10:59 PM
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Re: What Is A Dog?

he-he-he!!!!
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Old 22-01-2008, 12:20 PM
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Re: What Is A Dog?

Lol, i liked that.............
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Old 22-01-2008, 06:55 PM
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Re: What Is A Dog?

Very cute
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Old 30-04-2008, 10:36 AM
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Re: What Is A Dog?

they look like twins lol
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Re: What Is A Dog?

hehe,,, very good,,,
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