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Old 21-01-2008, 09:42 PM
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?



Beagle: "I'm tangled in this blanket, and I like the dark."

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Jack Russell: I'll just pop one in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

pmsl that was very good
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

I first saw this a number of years ago, but haven't been able to find it since, i shall make sure I don't loose it this time, thanks for posting it.
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

the bull terrier would tell ya to p*ss off !
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so would I
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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the bull terrier would tell ya to p*ss off !
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

very good!cool:
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