I got this email this evening off one of my American friends...It's true of this country too...don't you think?? LOL!

Think as planks!!!

Subject: Canadian Passport Application Letter of Complaint


Dear Minister,

I am currently in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Future Shop has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a TV cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date? For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Laura, my father's name is Robert, and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changes between now and when I die!!!!!!!!!!! S**T!

I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really p***ed off this morning. Between you and me, I've had enough of this bu****it!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my @#&in' address. What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthals a**holes working there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for s**t sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a s**t whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, because I have to go to the other end of the city and get another @#%in copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the @#%in' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some ******* to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (@#%in morons)

Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally p***ed off!

Signed - An Irate @#%ing Canadian Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me?
Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang. I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for 10 years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about 5 years.

However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST @#%ing CHINA!!!

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Brilliant!

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like it

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thats fantastic just what we all wish we could realy say to them

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