The Institution of Marriage

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her .Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?


Sigmund Freud


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'

Sam Kinison


'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

James Holt McGavran


'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Patrick Murray




Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

MiltonBerle


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

SEND THIS When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her .

Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.



Hemant Joshi





By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates



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There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.



MiltonBerle


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

Hahaha!

Funny AND true

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it is very true and funny,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

hee hee hee good one

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?


Did't Mel Gibson solve this one??? LOL (Now there's another one I wouldn't mind for the night...............or two )

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A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by its own farts.

I like that film, I like mel gibson in Leathal wepon

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heee hee you are a naughty girl tonight lol

you only live once vixie,and if Shaney boy wants me tonight,, then i am only to happy for it to happen i may not be here tomorrow,, live every day as your last,,,,,,,,,,