The daily Prayer Meeting will now be held each evening at 10pm.
Members who are attending must note the following requirements:

No alchohol to be consumed during the meeting (except for medicinal purposes)

Hands must be washed before entering (Twice in the case of nose pickers)

No Dogs allowed (With the exception of those belonging to the Working, Utility,Hound, Gundog, Terrier, Pastoral and Toy groups and their relevant crosses)

Mouthwash must be used by all members attending at least 10 mins before the start in an effort to control the spread af verbal diarrhea

At the first meeting a questionaire will be circulated in order to assertain which Planet each member originated from..........Please be honest!
Members who are later found to be lying will be ex-comunicated


Paster in charge

As long as it is distributed amongst the members for a nominal fee-I see no reason why not

Can pepole who live in broom cupboards come along too?

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please may i attend,,,, this sounds very interesting,,,
I will shower and put fresh clothes on before it starts at 10,
do we need to bring a hymm book,, will there be singing,,

Can I come? I'll leave my porno mags and booze at home!!

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sounds good, is it women only?

hee hee hee,