A Little Paper Bag
> >
> > A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he
> >took himself off to the doctors.
> >
> > "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little
> >paper bag.
> >
> > "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but
> >I'll do a blood test and see what that
> > shows, come back and see me in a couple of
> >days."
> >
> > The little paper bag felt no better when he got
> >back for the results.
> >
> > "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper
> >bag.
> >
> > "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the
> >doctor.
> >
> > "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!"
> >said the little paper bag.
> >
> > "Have you been having unprotected s**?" asked
> >the doctor.
> >
> > "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a
> >little paper bag!"
> >
> > "Well have you been sharing needles with other
> >intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.
> >
> > "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a
> >little paper bag!"
> >
> > "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and
> >required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.
> >
> > "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little
> >paper bag!"
> >
> > "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a
> >homosexual relationship?"
> >
> > "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm
> >just a little paper bag!"
> >
> > "Then there can be only one explanation," said
> >the doctor
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ............. this is good - ...............
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ..............wait for it ............
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Your mother must have been a carrier"

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Oh My Lordies...

Haha! ...

I like that one!

Ha! Love it. :P

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'Scottish Style'

Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one
night and finds himself a prostitute. He asks her,
'How much do yee charrrge forrrr an hourrr?'
'£100,' she replies.
So he asks, 'Okay, do yee do Scottish style?'
She says 'No!'
He then asks her, 'I'll pay you £200 to do it Scottish
style?'
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style
was!
So he then offers her £300. Again she declines
his offer.
So finally he says, 'I'll give yee £500 to go Scottish
style with me!'
Finally she agrees thinking, 'Well, I've been in the
game for over 10 years now, I've been there and
done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's
from every corner of the world. How bad could
Scottish style be?'
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing
it in every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several intense hours they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'That
was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I
was expecting something perverted and disgusting.
Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?'
The Scotsman replies... 'I'll pay ye next week.'

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Ha ha ha

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lol .........